“Bruh” Water Bottle
$25.00
Tackle the whirlwind of middle school parenting with a water bottle that gets it. Whether you’re navigating carpool lanes, deciphering slang like a pro, or cheering from the sidelines at another soccer game, this 32 oz water bottle is here to keep you hydrated and ready. The wide-mouth foldable straw ensures spill-free sipping during even the most chaotic mornings, and the rotating handle makes it easy to grab on the go. Perfect for workouts, errands, or just surviving the daily hustle, this bottle is the ultimate mom-on-the-move accessory for those middle school years.
• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.
Because our products are made to order, we are unable to offer returns, refunds, or exchanges for size or color.
Each item is crafted specifically for you as soon as you place your order. As a small business, we create products on demand rather than in bulk to help reduce overproduction and minimize waste—so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions and supporting our sustainable practices!
If your order is returned to our warehouse due to carrier error or an invalid address, we will happily reship it. If your item arrives damaged or defective, you may request a replacement or a refund within 30 days of delivery. Please note that photographic proof of the issue may be required. For orders that haven’t been received, claims must be submitted within 30 days of the expected delivery date.
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